ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

gxldslvgs:

Me

You

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

i hate going to school because i always see people from school there